Febreze Introduces New Rotting Rat Carcass For Covering Up Tough Odors

CINCINNATI—Calling the air freshener their “strongest product but,” executives at Febreze reportedly started advertising a brand new rotting rat carcass Wednesday for masking up powerful odors. “Whether or not you’re coping with an overflowing trash can or a noxious toilet, Febreze’s new line of bloated, useless rats will cowl up that…
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