Dick Cheney Launches Last-Minute Invasion Of Wyoming To Bolster Daughter’s Reelection

WILSON, WY—As Humvees and Halliburton tanks rolled throughout the state’s borders below cowl of darkness, former Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly commanded a full-scale invasion of Wyoming early Tuesday in an effort to bolster his daughter’s reelection probabilities. “The corrupt campaigns in Wyoming’s congressional…
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